The Democrat National Convention is set to begin in Chicago, with state-run media likely to describe any riots outside as “mostly peaceful.” Former President Donald Trump is questioned for not facing problems like food price gouging and high fuel prices. Kamala Harris promises to build three million new homes in four years, despite failing to accomplish similar goals in the past. Meanwhile, criticism is aimed at the Healey administration for various failures and missteps. Marty Weinberg is praised for his legal prowess, while Marilyn Devaney is favored in a primary fight against Mara Doyle. Gov. Healey’s nomination of Fred DeCubellis to a district-court judgeship is questioned as DeCubellis returns to his previous job. Local sportswriters’ annual NFL predictions are eagerly anticipated, as well as humorous comparisons between politicians and celebrities. Governor Tim Walz’s claimed love for Bob Seger is scrutinized, with a satirical song reference poking fun at him. Walter Timilty’s repeated failures on the bar exam are highlighted, as well as the controversy surrounding Norfolk County DA Michael Morrissey’s fundraiser. Comrade Kamala’s campaign job applications offer a choice of nine pronouns, with the option for custom pronouns. The article ends with a comedic note regarding the author’s preferred pronouns being “Mostly/Peaceful.” Readers are encouraged to pre-order Howie’s new book at howiecarrshow.com.
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